funny jokes

A dost tu sabse azeeb hai,
Mere dil k sabse karib hai,
No koi call na koi SMS,
kay tu SUDAMA SE b jyada Garib hai?




Police man –chor tumne kay chura ha
Chor- saab kuch nahi
Police- kuch to chura ha.
Chor. NHI saab kuch bhi to nahi
Policeman – to fir ya 500 rs ku diya

funny sms Duniya ke 5

Duniya ke 5 mushkil kaam ,
Hathi ko dhakka marna,
macchar ki malish karna,
chinti ko kiss karna,
giraffe ko gale lagana
aur app se SMS ki ummeed karna.

Tufan me kinare mil jate hai
zindgi me sahare mil jate hai
koi cheez zindgi se pyari nahi hoti
par kuch dosti zindgi se bhi pyari mil jati hai.

Sachin fans watching

"We at ways FEEL that LiFE of Others is BETTER
then us
but WE always FORGET that
WE are also OTHERS for SOMEONE else"





Sachin fans watching
"CRICKET"
Sharukh fans watching
"MOVIES"
sania fans watching
"TENNIS"
BUT
My fans are Reading my "sms"s